My girlfriend hits me. You know what that means. You know what you’re going to do. If you get home and she doesn’t stop hitting you, you are going to be going home with a headache and a red face.
Well, the bad part is that there’s no way of knowing when this is going to happen. So until the moment of impact, you’re going to have to go with your default reaction of “I’m going to hit her.” Even though you’re probably going to be seriously hurt and disoriented.
This is a very real scenario in real life, and it is true that hitting someone you love is going to make your heart beat faster and you feel a little bit like youve been slapped with a wet towel. But you can also use the time to figure out what you want to do next, and in our case, that means talking to your girlfriend about what youre going to do.
So far, the only way to talk to your girlfriend is to sit down on your couch and talk to her in a low voice. This is because if you try to talk to your girlfriend in a normal voice, youll make it very hard for her to understand you. In our situation, we decided to use our friends computer to type a note to her, but we didnt think it was a good idea because we didnt want her to walk down the street thinking that our note was a threat.
In other words, if your girlfriend just hits you, then just sit down and type a note to her. It’s probably better to just walk away from the situation. Especially if she is a girl and youre a guy.
Not only is this a good way to get your girlfriend to hit you, it’s also a sure way to get her to call the cops. Especially if your girlfriend is a girl. You just have to use language that doesn’t make her think you are in the wrong. For example, if you say, “Hey, I’m a guy, I just walked by, I hit you,” she might think you are a victim.
I think the most important thing is to just walk away from the situation and not say anything. Thats what makes it feel right to both of you. If you just sit down and type a note, she might actually call the cops, depending on how loud you are, and the cops will get involved.
If your girlfriend calls the cops or hits you, then it would be best to get a lawyer and file a domestic abuse complaint. You might want to let her go on her little vacation and try to sort things out. That way, if you end up with a domestic dispute, you might get a better result.
If you have a problem with her hitting you, just let her hit you. That’s the least worst way to resolve it. You can’t really stop her from hitting you as long as you’re not really interested in stopping her from hitting you.
You can stop her from hitting you, and even you cant really stop your girlfriend from hitting you. It doesn’t matter if you feel you have no choice in the matter, you can still make things worse.