I’ve been dealing with this for a fairly long time and I keep hoping that someone will come along and put it in the book. So far, no one has. So in light of this confession, I figure I should just lay it all out there again, so that when I do wake up, I’ll be ready.
The truth is you can’t ever really know what happens. When you pee, you don’t have a clue, but the truth is most people do get sick and vomit or pass out. The vomiting or passing out part is actually pretty normal though. For most people, just wiping after you pee is normal. For others, it can be a little unsettling, and it is always better to have an alternate plan.
So we have two options. Either you pee. Or you wipe after you pee. I chose to wipe after I pee. I think that the fact that it takes less than a minute to wipe helps in this case, and the fact that I have a plan and am not afraid to take my chances scares the crap out of the people in the world.
In case you were wondering, it definitely helps if you’re a woman. The average female’s pee is more concentrated than the average male’s, which can make the whole process easier.
You might think that since the average guy will wipe after he pee, he should wipe after he pee more. I think that’s just asking for the wipe to be longer. I doubt it, the average guy will only be able to pee for the amount of time it takes him to wipe.
Another way to think about it is that if you cant wipe after you pee, its because you dont have time. I think that’s basically the whole point of peeing. There’s no time. There’s no need to wipe. You should just pee.
Also, if you cant pee after you pee, its because you need to pee more often. If you’re going to have to wipe, you might as well do it more often.
I don’t think you’re necessarily wrong, but I think it is a little bit disingenuous to imply that peeing after peeing is a sign of an inability to deal with your bladder. It might just mean you need to go pee when you say you need to pee, and you might be able to piss after you pee.
Yeah, I’m not a big fan of the word “nephrite” as a synonym for “pee”, but I think that’s a pretty good description of what peeing after peeing means. I think it’s pretty much equivalent to peeing a second time or three times before you have to pee.
I think the biggest problem with peeing after peeing is that there is no good peeing after peeing guide. Well, at least not one that is widely available and easy for you to use. There are ways of pee-ing in which you can do it safely but it takes practice and is fairly cumbersome. And even if you can do it safely, you still have to pee.