That’s just it. Eating a vagina cures your cancer. Eating a vagina does NOT cure your cancer. This is such a simple but very profound truth. In fact, it’s one of the most important things you’ll learn at this year’s NUS Global Medicine conference.
It’s true that eating a vagina does not cure cancer, but eating a vagina does cure cancer. Its not just the vagina itself that cures your cancer. It’s the fact that you have sex with a vagina that cures your cancer. It is the perfect food for your cancer, allowing your cancer to thrive (and kill you) by giving you the extra nutrients that it needs to function. It’s exactly the same as the same nutrients that your cancer needs to thrive, but without your cancer.
When I read that and I saw the link, I thought about a man who had cancer and had to have surgery to remove his ovaries. I thought about the time he had to have a hysterectomy to remove his pelvic organs and he ate a vagina for the first time, and the cancer almost immediately went away. It is a miracle.
Eating is one of the only things that cancer can’t do on its own. But eating a vagina can cure cancer. I know this because the author, a doctor, is one of the most famous doctors in the world. It must be nice to be a famous doctor. The author explains that eating a vagina actually allows her to cure cancer. I bet he’s very happy.
The author wrote a book about her experience with cancer and eating a vagina, called Eating A Vagina. I’m not sure if any other doctor has ever read the book (it’s not in print), but I don’t see why women should be afraid of eating a vagina. I know many women who are afraid to eat a vagina, but it’s actually a pretty healthy food. The author doesn’t mention what kind of cancer she has, but she says that the vagina helps her fight it.
It’s not just a vagina, it’s a vagina plus a vagina in some sort of gel that is implanted in a woman, or a vagina with a special kind of “sponge” that can actually contain cancer cells. If you have cancer or a sexually transmitted disease, I think it’s safe to say you would want to eat a vagina.
I think vagina eating is a good idea for many reasons. The fact that it cures cancer should be another reason why. The vagina has lots of wonderful nutrients and the best part is it contains a very high concentration of bacteria. If you have cancer, you need to eat several servings of the vagina every day. If you have a sexually transmitted disease you need to eat a vagina every day. I love my vagina. It’s my one free meal.
The good news for cancer sufferers who have eaten a vagina is that there’s not many side effects. The bad news is that eating a vagina can cause your intestines to become inflamed, so when that happens you could lose your immune system. I think this is very bad news because that’s one of the first symptoms of a serious sexually transmitted disease.
I think I can speak for most women when I say that I’m not a huge fan of eating a vagina. I think it adds a layer of stress to the moment that can cause you to feel sick and exhausted, plus it’s gross.
Well, if we’re going to take a female perspective on this, then I’d say that the best way to eat a vagina is to put some cheese on a stick and wrap it around your penis. Because cheese is a great lubricant when you eat it.