This is one of those situations where “you don’t know what you’re talking about” is the best explanation for why I’ve never been able to get it right. So if you’re wondering why masturbation before a gym doesn’t work for you, I’m here to tell you that it’s because you haven’t been taught how to masturbate.
Well, in the case of this situation, it is because you havent been taught how to masturbate. You might be able to masturbate without fear of punishment, but to be an adult you will need to learn. As a matter of fact, if you ever masturbate in a public place, you will probably be arrested. And this includes gyms.
In the case of this incident, the only punishment that would befall you was to be required to clean up after yourself. In other words, there was no point to it.
Gym rules are very simple. You just need to follow the rules and keep your hands to yourself. It’s not rocket science.
This incident has a very simple explanation. A male student was caught in the middle of a fight involving an exercise buddy. In the middle of the fight he got caught and had to clean up after himself. This is not a case of someone who masturbated before a gym workout, it’s a case of a student getting caught masturbating in a public gym.
The punishment for this was to have a full body check at the local health department, along with getting a stern talking to on campus and a fine. The guy was not allowed to return to the gym until he posted a notice that he had been caught masturbating.
I don’t know how many times you’ve been caught masturbating in public, but that doesn’t mean it’s okay to do it in a gym. It’s not. It’s a big no-no.
When I was in grade ten, we had a very strict policy in the school gym that if you masturbated, you had to apologize to the gym coach and have him give you an extra 10-minute workout. It was the only way we got those extra 10-minute workouts. We also had to do it somewhere other than a gym. At least I think it was a gym that we could see in gym class.
We all know that masturbation in a gym is a big no-no. I personally have never been caught doing it. However, when it was my turn to be in the gym, I was told that I had to masturbate in a locker room. I thought I was going to get a lecture about masturbation, but I guess I was wrong. I guess I will have to start asking my coach about this.
I guess it’s time for a new rule: when we’re in a gym, don’t masturbate. Or at least use it as a distraction to escape the gym. I know, I was already doing it though. And it was a good distraction. I was so damn mad at myself for doing it in public that I kept thinking of all the other women who have had a similar experience. That is so not cool.