I’m sure everyone knows the feeling of being the first one to throw up in the restroom, but that’s only half the story! The other half is that some people have to go to the restroom a LOT to get the hang of it. I’ve got to admit I was the first one to go to the restroom when I started college and I never went back.
And that is kind of sad, but also not really surprising. The human body is not a simple box that can be fixed, but instead is an incredibly complex system of systems that work together to make our lives more enjoyable. So while our bodies can be fixed, our minds will always be in such a state of flux that it is difficult to think about the parts that are broken.
I can’t imagine a better way to explain the human body to a newbie than the story of a guy who is very unhappy. Most people have some idea of the parts of the human body that don’t work well, but for many others the idea is a vague one. When we have a broken arm, we might not know exactly what is wrong and how it fits into the rest of the human body. Now imagine a person who has a broken rectum.
The idea that we have a broken rectum has been a part of pop culture at least since the late 19th century and the earliest known film ever, The Phantom of the Opera. In some ways it’s been a constant feature of life since mankind first emerged in the fossil record. People have always been trying to find ways to fix a broken rectum, whether it was a physical or social issue.
The whole point of a rectum transplant is to make a person have the perfect rectum. It would be like a person who had a broken arm and wanted to look better by rebuilding their arm. In the case of a broken rectum, it is far more complex. A person can not only have a rectum and a good bowel, but also develop a bad bowel from one side or another.
The good news is that the rectum is basically safe from harm. The bad news is that it can be ruined by the act of having a good or bad rectum. If you have a good rectum, you can keep it that way with a colonoscopy. If you have a bad rectum, you need to have surgery to get it fixed.
The good news is that the good rectum is also a good bowel. If your intestine is working well, it can produce a good poop. The bad news is that if it is not working well, you can get a bad poop. This is an unfortunate condition called fecal incontinence. If your poop is not moving, you can have it removed with an enema.
It’s also a bad idea to pee in a public place. It’s not that your poop is bad or incontinent, it’s just that it can be hard to see. This is especially true if you’re a woman, but even in a men’s bathroom it can be hard to see your poop.
Its also a bad idea to piss on the sink. This is even more of a problem if you use a lot of scented soap.
It has actually been known to happen to women as well. One woman, in fact, got arrested for it. But it’s even more common to pee in a public bathroom. So what you can do is call an adult you trust and ask them for an enema, and then you can go about your business.