I know, I know…it was only a little while ago that I was all, “I’m going to jerk off for you. Right now!” But to me, this is the pinnacle of self-awareness. My butt is my own personal cock-rest for the rest of the day. I know I should stop and think about it, but there is nothing I can do.
The last time I said this, I was going to say I’m a jerk. That I’m a selfish asshole. But I’m not. I’ve learned that I don’t have to be either of those things to have a great life. A day doesn’t have to be perfect to be great. A day can be a lot better than another. It’s not up to me to always be perfect.
I am going to change things up, and I mean that. I don’t have to be perfect. I can be better. I can be better than I ever could have been. Its not a bad thing to be better. And you know what, I dont mind being a jerk. I really don’t. But Im not going to change just because Im a jerk. I don’t have to. I can be a jerk. I can be a jerk-off.
I mean it doesn’t matter if you’re a jerk. It doesn’t matter if you’re a jerk-off. It doesn’t matter if you’re a dick. It doesnt matter if you’re a dick. Im not going to change just because its just a fuck-up. I dont have to. I can be a dick. I can be a dick-off.
I don’t see how a person could be a dick, but I guess if you’re a dick-off then you might as well be a dick-off, right? I don’t see a need to be anyone or anything specific here. I think the idea is that you arent going to be a dick-off, but you might be a dick. And, when you’re a dick-off, you might as well be a dick-off.
So, we got a bunch of new dick-offs in the game, and they all seem to be different types of people. So youll have to decide which type you like best. Maybe you like being a dick-off, or maybe you like being a dick. That is pretty much up to your preference.
To be honest, I like being a dick-off because it is what it is. You might as well just be a dick-off because it’s what you are. But, if you dont like dick-offs then you might as well do something else. It’s not like you’re bound by some kind of dick-off rule.
This is what we call the “dick-off culture.” If I was a dick-off I would just be that. I would just be a dick-off. But I would do something else. I would be a dick to everyone. I might even be a dick to myself. I might even be a dick-off to my family. But what if I was a dick to everyone and I was a dick to myself? That would be cool.
The dick-off culture is a good one. It makes dick-offs feel more like dick-offs. It’s not a bad thing, per se, but it is a bad thing if it becomes so common that it becomes a thing of the past. Like the first few days of a new job. You might have been a dick-off for a few weeks, but that’s it.
That’s what I’m talking about. People who’ve been a dick for a week or a month or a year and never say so. We have to get it out in the open. We have to stop being so afraid to admit that we’re a dick. We have to be more open about the fact that I am a dick-off and I will always be a dick-off.
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